|I'm not talking about the good kid of muffin top folks.|
|These jeans were not made for this kind of punishment ladies.|
Listen ladies, just because the low-rise jean is the popular style does not mean you need to wear it. If you cannot pull it off don't do it. For the love of all that is good an holy do not do it. If the Simon Cowell School of Fashion said that tight shirts were in you would not see me going out and getting one. Why? Because if I wore a tight shirt I would look like an injured porpoise trapped in discarded plastic desperately trying to get off the beach and back into the ocean. People would walk by and throw water on me and yell, "Keep him wet!"
|If a button pops off someone may die.|