|I have a "good morning" waiting for you in my diaper.|
|The greatest fear of every mother.|
|"I fail to see how 150 of us can fit in here."|
|I believe this may be more reliable.|
|"Well.. uh..I tell you what you got there... You have an issue with your...|
uh... car's dumaflache. I had that issue one time back in '83..."
This makes me think of the story of the Good Samaritan in the Bible. You all know the story of how a man was beat up and robbed and left for dead on the side of the road. Person after person, including a priest, passed by and no one helped him but finally one man, a lowly Samaritan, stopped and rendered aid to the injured man. What an amazing story of mercy and how we are to look out for each other in times of need.
|Of course, then there are bad neighbors...|
|This guy seems legit. I trust him.|