So far it is no where near as excruciating as the movie.
The heat is more than any one man should ever have to endure. I feel it in my bones. I am like the rich man in the Bible begging Abraham to send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool his tongue, for I am tormented by this heat.
This man says my house responsible for hundreds of glaciers melting.
Life without an air conditioner is not a pleasant experience, I have discovered. I recently looked at the thermostat and it read 85 degrees. The heat must have had effected the electronics inside of it for I know it is somewhere above 100 degrees inside my house. As I look across the room I can see the floor is waving due to the intense heat. I think I see a mirage somewhere off in the distance… down the hall.
I found this in my living room. I hope it isn't my dog.
I have not seen my wife in hours. I believe she may be on the other side of the house, but the heat is preventing me from making the long journey. I pray for her safety and hope she took enough water to make it back to the living room.
I may need to send a camel looking for her down the hall.
We shall be reunited. Just stay alive, honey! I will find you! I will find you! Well… maybe when it gets cooler.